My wife took my four year old to the game store right before my birthday. This has become quite the tradition for us, and this time she came back with a pumkin golem.
I guess she had been listening when I mentioned that my wife always seems to claim the pumpkin characters. He’s already appeared in our weekly mouslings campaign- he was actually an ally npc who just happened to have an extremely creepy voice. And his name was John- he doesn’t go by Jack.
So here he is: