Here we see some of the most classic weapons in the Zombie survivor’s arsenal: the Chainsaw and the Shotgun. While guaranteed to attract the attention of the horde, one cannot argue with the effectiveness of the weapons themselves, generally leaving the zombies in several pieces.
Hopefully, those pieces stop moving before the honeymoon.
Shotgun and Machete- one can help out with those silent kills you may need from time to time.
Chainsaw and Hatchet. Both could also be used to cut wood, but we know their true purpose.
And the shotgun and chainsaw. It seems he’s dressed a little more casually for the event.
And just in case it wasn’t clear why our brides and grooms feel the need to be so heavily armed: